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Bec's avatar

He lifted his visor while the plane was flying, for a photo op in his Aviator sunnies.

I bet every actual pilot is thinking just like the generals - what a fucking idiot.

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Patricia Messier Adams's avatar

Sorry - does that look like a kewpie doll trying to lift weights?

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Bassoe's avatar

generals gathered in their masses / president calls them all fatasses

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Sean M Carlin's avatar

And a really,really BAD DATE!

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Margaret Baughman's avatar

‘Bout time

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Canadian Returnee's avatar

He is a loser

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Sarah Last's avatar

If Pete Hegseth’s dick fell off, how would anyone tell?

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Kwyncie1's avatar

Hey Kegsbreath your form suck! I’m 70 and I can do 20 with perfect form you fucking pussy wannabe badass! What a fucking joke you are!

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tempusfugit's avatar

Evan is a sabretoothed tiger. I would not want to cross him.

The exegesis of Hogsbreath's fragile micropeen is particularly excellent.

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RRJKR's avatar

The MAGA vision of "manliness" is a twisted load of crap drawn from comic books

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RRJKR's avatar

If being a real man is anything remotely resembling Stephen, Pete, or Donald, put some pink ribbons in my hair and call me a girl.

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RRJKR's avatar

Pete has accomplished what was thought to be impossible, He's a bigger jerk-off than trump

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Marycat2021's avatar

Trump got exactly what he wanted in Hegseth - too stupid to ask questions or make decisions, and totally compromised. "Warfighter" and "Secretary of War" are the adolescent fantasies Trump indulges him with, to keep him happy. Hegseth is the useful idiot's useful idiot.

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RRJKR's avatar

Would pay good money to watch female Black and Latina non-coms beat the crap out of Pete. There's your "warrior ethos" BS, asshole.

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RRJKR's avatar

Pete's vision of a "Warfighter" is nonsense modeled from Hollywood fantasy and comic books

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RRJKR's avatar

Pete's just not the kind of guy who would have your back First one who would turn tail and run from a fight.

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