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rtpoeman's avatar

Hmmm.... They are deliberately staying out in all that smoke and haze and Unhealthy Air without any breathing protection........

rtpoeman's avatar

Hot shell casings......

rtpoeman's avatar

For another $3, you can get an even dozen!

Skadi's avatar

Young Mr. Lincoln for another refute.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

marksb's avatar

Had such a conversation in the parking lot of the food co-op in Eugene with my family loading groceries in our car with California plates. I responded by asking if they'd ever started a co-op or saved a co-op by rebuilding it's financial and operations management structure, 'cause I had done both. Didn't work. Was threatened with physical harm if I didn't get the fuck out of their precious state. Needless to say our moving plans were scrapped, so I guess their stupidity and rudeness worked.

Khavrinen's avatar

our 9-1-1 dispatchers and professional staff are being overrun with requests for information and inquiries

They're calling 9-1-1 to ask for information?!?? What??!!???They do understand that 9-1-1 is specifically for actual fucking EMERGENCIES, right?

That's it, my flabber is now officially, thoroughly gasted.

RepubAnon's avatar

Bureau of Land Management has the same acronym as Black Lives Matter? Obvious evidence of the Deep State!

kjsd's avatar

(Grrr-this was supposed to be a reply to guzzimike's comment about Henry Fonda not being a badass.) He was pretty frickin' nasty in "Once Upon a Time in the West."

PenitentInPurgatory's avatar

Guess it means they don't trust their local or national news anymore.

Wonder how the fuck that happened.

Grumpy Old Man's avatar

I remember when you could call the operator and ask which poker hand wins - straight or flush, hell I once called to ask about cooking a turkey.

Dr.BDH's avatar

I spent a few years in Deadwood, OR, one summer.

Wm Kiernan's avatar

Yeah, he might have let the Saudis completely off the hook while launching a trillion-dollar war against their enemies next door.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

No. He wouldn’t have been that competent.

Zyxomma's avatar

Guns make everything worse.

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

First, they came for the interwebs, and I was all SQUEEEEEE!!!!!https://youtu.be/IkOQw96cfyE