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guzzimike's avatar

No. It's art.

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William Bourdeau's avatar

My pharmacy (national chain with initials for a name) offers this service themselves. Haven't looked into it, may be a charge? But they will deliver.

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mailman27's avatar

And here I thought it was Gingrich that was the "doughy pantload."

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Skepti-KC's avatar

I wish we had a pharmacy that delivered! That would be so helpful.

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tyler bennett's avatar

you could be "theMaskedCumDumpster"....

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Itsatarp's avatar

So Parler is going the way of ReaganBook and Conservapedia?

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DDB9000's avatar

Cause your name is Betty, so you're one of them yucky girls they don't want in the treehouse? Or cause you're a cat, and cats are the pussies of all animals?

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DDB9000's avatar

Related to you name/pic, can you imagine the extreme mindfuck that would occur if MAGAts just saw 5 minutes of FLCL?

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glennisw's avatar

"My job is influencing public conversation, the way I see it. "

Actually, what he wants to do is annoy people.

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glennisw's avatar

Well, essentially what they want to do by luring progressives there is establish a game-hunting farm.

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DDB9000's avatar

Not necessarily - if you look closely in the video where she's geting arrested there's a Range Rover in her garage - so she likely does have money. AND she's clearly fucking looney enough to waste $40,000 on a watch.

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John Norris's avatar

I rise on a point of clarification:

Is being banned on Parler like being persecuted for being a White Male TruChristian (tm)?

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bettycat's avatar

Actually I'm a guy and our cat Betty is famous throughout the neighborhood for chasing dogs down the street.

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Nesnora's avatar

"The music was too loud, the food was cold, the drinks were few, and the people were many. It was everything I expected, and less. I'm never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up." —Bernard Black

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

The Reich wingers wanted their own little circle jerk, then realized that they are so awful they can't stand to be around themselves either.

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Klapaucius's avatar

That depends on the member.

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