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Could be. He sure looks and acts like a Weenie Republican anyway.

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Got to be. Fake name, not-so-fake bovine excrement, as Jim Hightower would say.

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Sounds like something you'd look for in a used car lot.

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I'm not so sure. What is radiating off him is the stench of stupidity. And uselessness. Real evil takes some brains, and this waste of a life doesn't have much.

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From notes that I took some five years ago:

"And, in the un-fucking believable category:

Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin said conservatives may need to turn to physical violence in order to protect the United States against contemporary liberalism.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/... 9-13-16"

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"Agents of Satan" would be a great name for my new motorcycle gang.

If I had a motorcycle.

And a gang.

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Hire me for your next townhall, Katie. Trumpers will be utterly destroyed.

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I have to, again, take this opportunity to say that Katie Porter is a superhero, and I love her.

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OC, dontcha know?

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Dangle is smarter and more handsome.

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had to dye the orange smear on his upper lip.

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Yeah, I was thinking 'stupid AND evil'.

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Say, you know who else...

Ah, fuck it. Fascists gonna fascist.

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"A 51-year-old Porter supporter was cited and released; police say he punched one of the protesters and gave him a bloody nose."

I really want to buy this guy a beer.

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You're BOTH right!

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She does sound awesome. Taurus sounds like a massive dick. All mouth and no trousers as we say over here.

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