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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Bluster's last stand

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

$500? They can come by my house and see mine for half of that- i'll never have to pay for dogfood again...

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artem1s's avatar

damn, sounds like a plan to me, I second that motion, with votes

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Either that or the Queering Committee.

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The Quirk's avatar

Professional lady wrasslers?

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The Quirk's avatar

And when the Feds shoot his stupid ass (or his supporters'), we can re-play those Branch Davidian hearings.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Oh, hell. Alex Jones has got derp to derp on this: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtFd-Y3cIa8">https://www.youtube.com/wat...

One genius even said that if the BLM knocks a woman down, "Is it OK then for them to rape her?"

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Word. When he's ready to talk about gubmint handouts to keep the price of Hobo Beans down...

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Wow, how long were you in a coma??

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I lol'd! FOR FREEEDOOMMM

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Sean "Hugo" Hannity

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Oh, wingnuts! Yes, it's going to almost be like the Arab Spring, but with totally made up claims of tyranny, instead of actual tyranny!

EVERYONE TO TARD-HERE SQUARE

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Socialism is in the eye of the beholder.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

He's just like the rest of us by wanting free grass.

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chascates's avatar

I bed his family stole land from the Native Americans back in the day so he's just following tradition.

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Jared James's avatar

The vicious irony, which most people (especially right-wing people) forget, is <a href="http:\/\/law2.umkc.edu\/faculty\/projects\/ftrials\/weaver\/weaveraccount.html" target="_blank">Randy Weaver was acquitted</a> when he was actually brought before a court, and the sniper was (briefly) charged with manslaughter for taking the shot that killed Randy's son Sam.

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