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"E Pluribus Unum" hasn't been this country's motto for a whole lot of years now.

the pugs got it changed to "in dog we trust"

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interestingly enough, the Onan company used to make generator sets.

[ they were bought out by Cummins . . . believe it or don't ]

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That ad is a few years old. And yes, they tried.

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You really seem to think about this a lot.

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You seem very fixated on it.

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Should be "ShovelsLiberalsIntoAFireWhileLovinglyVisualizingGaySex."

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Come on now Captain Closeted, everybody here knows that you lurves you some of that crusty ramrod into a man's bloody arsehole stuff ya knows ya just can't get enuff! Plus now with added bone-us: I think it's long past time for pics or GTFOH!!!!

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I did not know that was what Liberals' idea of freedom was, thanks for that definition, SeriouslyInNeedOfATurgidCockInAnyOfMyConfusedOrificesTakeYourPick -Man! Hey at least you haven't gone ammosexual on us yet, hopefully you never will and if popping in here to publicly stroke your Needle-SizedTrumpStumpkin in denial of your enlarged obsession with same sexxytimes keeps even one person safe from the violence you are also obsessed with, then our Decorated Wonkette Gay Rainbow Proletariat has saved the world -- again!

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True that! Because homeromarriagero baked anal sex is utterly devoid of proqueerbiotics!

#IDoMarriedRawAnalSexButOnlyForTheCumbuttchaOfItAll

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Well, there's always

https://www.revolvy.com/mai...

unless you're not a fan

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Like Trump's not into butt fucking. Uh-huh.

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Seems about right.

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So, not done touching yourself?

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The Return Of The Throbbing Love Muscle! We've been waiting for you!

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Call it what it was - the War of Southern Treason.

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