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willi0000000's avatar

"E Pluribus Unum" hasn't been this country's motto for a whole lot of years now.

the pugs got it changed to "in dog we trust"

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willi0000000's avatar

interestingly enough, the Onan company used to make generator sets.

[ they were bought out by Cummins . . . believe it or don't ]

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Meander's avatar

That ad is a few years old. And yes, they tried.

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glennisw's avatar

You really seem to think about this a lot.

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glennisw's avatar

You seem very fixated on it.

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mailman27's avatar

Should be "ShovelsLiberalsIntoAFireWhileLovinglyVisualizingGaySex."

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Come on now Captain Closeted, everybody here knows that you lurves you some of that crusty ramrod into a man's bloody arsehole stuff ya knows ya just can't get enuff! Plus now with added bone-us: I think it's long past time for pics or GTFOH!!!!

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

I did not know that was what Liberals' idea of freedom was, thanks for that definition, SeriouslyInNeedOfATurgidCockInAnyOfMyConfusedOrificesTakeYourPick -Man! Hey at least you haven't gone ammosexual on us yet, hopefully you never will and if popping in here to publicly stroke your Needle-SizedTrumpStumpkin in denial of your enlarged obsession with same sexxytimes keeps even one person safe from the violence you are also obsessed with, then our Decorated Wonkette Gay Rainbow Proletariat has saved the world -- again!

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

True that! Because homeromarriagero baked anal sex is utterly devoid of proqueerbiotics!

#IDoMarriedRawAnalSexButOnlyForTheCumbuttchaOfItAll

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Well, there's always

https://www.revolvy.com/mai...

unless you're not a fan

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hvdv's avatar

Like Trump's not into butt fucking. Uh-huh.

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The Librarian's avatar

Seems about right.

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

So, not done touching yourself?

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tehbaddr's avatar

The Return Of The Throbbing Love Muscle! We've been waiting for you!

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Historicat's avatar

Call it what it was - the War of Southern Treason.

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