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just_jim's avatar

Only in private.So a more polite Republican than today's brand.

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He's confused Gorsuch with the perjurer, accused attempted rapist who had his debts mysteriously paid off. Hard to keep the RW tools apart without a scorecard.

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With that tweet, I'd like him assistant AG looking into voter suppression first. Then EPA.

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Captain, and the Sergeant said "are you sure?"

"All at once, the moon clouded over,We heard a gurgling cry.A few seconds later, the captain's helmetWas all that floated by.The Sergeant said, "Turn around men!I'm in charge from now on."

Crip Dyke, ABOLISH THE POLICE's avatar

all-caps, the official font style for crazy people.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT??11??!?!?1??

GrannysKnitting's avatar

Certainly none of us, that's for sure

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Is that the correct term for a group of dildos? I thought it was a “democracy of dildos.”

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I read that the first time, and the second, as "there is one person in the universe who I care what they are thinking RIGHT NOW[ofsfcp]" and was madly jealous and also `oh how romantic!' and then, I read it again.

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Socially-distanced line to buy tickets forms to the right.

-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

Ok it’s true that Mrs WTF would be the only person I would follow on the twitting, but she ain’t on it either. So that’s a bullet dodged.

JCfromNC's avatar

I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT I BET THE ILLUMINATI ARE BEHIND IT!

Ann Elizabeth's avatar

Did you ever do the version where you have two handles and realize you're the sugar bowl?

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Had someone on Twitter going old school claiming she'd be "PROCESSED BY MKULTRA" and that masks were the result of that research