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Only in private.So a more polite Republican than today's brand.

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He's confused Gorsuch with the perjurer, accused attempted rapist who had his debts mysteriously paid off. Hard to keep the RW tools apart without a scorecard.

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With that tweet, I'd like him assistant AG looking into voter suppression first. Then EPA.

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Captain, and the Sergeant said "are you sure?"

"All at once, the moon clouded over,We heard a gurgling cry.A few seconds later, the captain's helmetWas all that floated by.The Sergeant said, "Turn around men!I'm in charge from now on."

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all-caps, the official font style for crazy people.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT??11??!?!?1??

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I'm ok with that

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Certainly none of us, that's for sure

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Is that the correct term for a group of dildos? I thought it was a “democracy of dildos.”

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I read that the first time, and the second, as "there is one person in the universe who I care what they are thinking RIGHT NOW[ofsfcp]" and was madly jealous and also `oh how romantic!' and then, I read it again.

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Socially-distanced line to buy tickets forms to the right.

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Ok it’s true that Mrs WTF would be the only person I would follow on the twitting, but she ain’t on it either. So that’s a bullet dodged.

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I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT I BET THE ILLUMINATI ARE BEHIND IT!

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Did you ever do the version where you have two handles and realize you're the sugar bowl?

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Had someone on Twitter going old school claiming she'd be "PROCESSED BY MKULTRA" and that masks were the result of that research

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