What has HappyNiceTimePeople's new editor-in-chief, Sara Benincasa (THAT'S ME!), been doing over there at our sister site? Oh, you know, stuff.
We chilled you out with a totally chill British lady doing mind wizarding or whatever.
We creeped you out with Louis C.K. attempting to assault Pamela Adlon in his prestigious teevee show "Louie."
We explained hockey .
We made you cry with a sweet old 'lympics clip.
We filled you in on Robocop saving Detroit.
We missed Molly Ivins.
We sex jammed to Jon Spencer .
We clipbaited Jon Stewart yelling at FOX News about the soldier-man.
We consensually showed you Rihanna's tittayz .
Aaaaand here they are again.
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This is news I can use. See you in a few minutes.
Damn Wonkette why did you not use the pic I seen on a different site??? they had the dress a whole lot thinner and showed a lot more,this one is worth a spank but that one was a fer bit better,you didnt even have to give a spit with the other pic