Ted Cruz and his "running mate." Did you guys hear the news? NO, Ted Cruz did not die in a fire made out of dildos soaked with the blood of the risen Christ, why would you think that?! But you probably DID hear that Ted Cruz's campaign died in a fire
I wish the Wonketters would tell us how they really feel?!Regarding Cruz, pappy Cruz, and all the little cruzzer types with their constant gawd references-- George Burns said (playing God) about the jive azz preacher, "He ran out of my words many years ago"
And to lose. Again.
I'd say that Heidi also needs therapy to figure out why she stays with a man who elbows her in the face, accidental though it was.
"he's still in the senate." THAT can be remedied, and it most likely will be.
Ted Cruz has the face of Jesus? Does that mean Jesus looks like a guy with a windowless van with "Free Candy" painted on the side?
I've seen it. No pun intended, but it's fucking awful. It looks like Ted Cruz was in charge of the production values.
"Ted Cruz did not die in a fire made out of dildos soaked with the blood of the risen Christ" - pure awesomeness.
But God told Heidi he's destined for greatness!
Yeah. When Trump talked about Carly falling off the stage and Ted ignoring it.
"Even I would have helped her."
I wish the Wonketters would tell us how they really feel?!Regarding Cruz, pappy Cruz, and all the little cruzzer types with their constant gawd references-- George Burns said (playing God) about the jive azz preacher, "He ran out of my words many years ago"
Post mortem? I though those are for when someone, somewhere cares why someone died.
What is his poor wife going to do when he turns to her and says, "Am I not likable?"
She can say, "well, Ted... your dad likes you...maybe a little too much."
Well... you forgot that he ate a lot of food during his campaign.
A LOT of food...
Well, the world lost one of its greatest assholes when his teeth came in, so it seems he's fulfilled that destiny already.
At least it's nice to see that idiocracy trumps (ha!) theocracy.
I used to go to church and all of that...under the influence of glue.