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fuflans's avatar

i have been around since '06 (?) and remember many funny things and have spent many an alcohol drenched election evening with you all, but mostly i would like to know how Jack's incendiary post of '11 that broke the internet more than 'blood wedding' is going to get past the admin censors.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Or at least, <a href="http:\/\/www.lotustalk.com\/forums\/attachments\/f68\/17269d1127939594-nice-headlights-headlights.jpg" target="_blank">nice headlights. </a>

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Ye olde double entendre.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I would add "...with votes!" to the list . It's like Triumph The Dog saying "I kiid, I kiiid" and to be sure we mean no actual harm to the subject. Only electorally.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Those damn Chi-coms just stole our two beloved pandas here in ATL!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Last project" = stripping the varnish from that old oak table you found at the flea market.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

That may depend on whether you plan to have rum raisin'...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Another "standing commenter"? That makes two non-drinking Wonkers in a row. What are the odds, huh?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Truly a defining moment.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What, no spare? You know this crew goes through a <i>lot</i> of towels.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I waited for over a year after I started being a daily reader before I made my first post. I cannot pinpoint an exact date though. I was an off-and-on again reader for several years prior to that. Not enough to develop deep institutional knowledge though. Would derp knowledge suffice?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Assuming this is a paid position, would the sex be deductible as a business expense? Asking for a friend.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Wonkette been bery, bery good to me.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

AFTER??!! So<i> that's</i> What I've been doing wrong!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Dear Night Sex Columnist, I never thought I'd be writing to you, but it all began one evening when my Editrix asked me to work under her...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Don't they make it hard to write the column?

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