From time to time, we here at the Glorious Wonkette, May It Live Forever, call upon you, the Wonker, to give us shit. Sometimes it is money! (It is always money.) Sometimes it is your expertise, like that time we said "How do we make a website?" and you answered! Once we were drunk and asked for an apartment. Nobody gave us one, which is very stupid.
i have been around since '06 (?) and remember many funny things and have spent many an alcohol drenched election evening with you all, but mostly i would like to know how Jack's incendiary post of '11 that broke the internet more than 'blood wedding' is going to get past the admin censors.
Or at least, <a href="http:\/\/www.lotustalk.com\/forums\/attachments\/f68\/17269d1127939594-nice-headlights-headlights.jpg" target="_blank">nice headlights. </a>
I would add &quot;...with votes!&quot; to the list . It&#039;s like Triumph The Dog saying &quot;I kiid, I kiiid&quot; and to be sure we mean no actual harm to the subject. Only electorally.
I waited for over a year after I started being a daily reader before I made my first post. I cannot pinpoint an exact date though. I was an off-and-on again reader for several years prior to that. Not enough to develop deep institutional knowledge though. Would derp knowledge suffice?
i have been around since &#039;06 (?) and remember many funny things and have spent many an alcohol drenched election evening with you all, but mostly i would like to know how Jack&#039;s incendiary post of &#039;11 that broke the internet more than &#039;blood wedding&#039; is going to get past the admin censors.
Or at least, <a href="http:\/\/www.lotustalk.com\/forums\/attachments\/f68\/17269d1127939594-nice-headlights-headlights.jpg" target="_blank">nice headlights. </a>
Ye olde double entendre.
I would add &quot;...with votes!&quot; to the list . It&#039;s like Triumph The Dog saying &quot;I kiid, I kiiid&quot; and to be sure we mean no actual harm to the subject. Only electorally.
Those damn Chi-coms just stole our two beloved pandas here in ATL!
&quot;Last project&quot; = stripping the varnish from that old oak table you found at the flea market.
That may depend on whether you plan to have rum raisin&#039;...
Another &quot;standing commenter&quot;? That makes two non-drinking Wonkers in a row. What are the odds, huh?
Truly a defining moment.
What, no spare? You know this crew goes through a <i>lot</i> of towels.
I waited for over a year after I started being a daily reader before I made my first post. I cannot pinpoint an exact date though. I was an off-and-on again reader for several years prior to that. Not enough to develop deep institutional knowledge though. Would derp knowledge suffice?
Assuming this is a paid position, would the sex be deductible as a business expense? Asking for a friend.
Wonkette been bery, bery good to me.
AFTER??!! So<i> that&#039;s</i> What I&#039;ve been doing wrong!
Dear Night Sex Columnist, I never thought I&#039;d be writing to you, but it all began one evening when my Editrix asked me to work under her...
Don&#039;t they make it hard to write the column?