We were on the phone with our brother when this guy plopped his butt in front of us. "Hold on," we said, "Gotta take a picture of this cop's ass, for JOURNALISM." Well hi there, are you enjoying the Republican convention from the comfort of your boudoir, far away from the madness that is Cleveland Of Ohio? Are you seeing all the crazy reports about how it's basically a paramilitary operation and stuff? (It is that.) Well, we are in Cleveland right now, and while utterly disturbing batshit
Metal cuffs are just plain uncomfortable, even with fur; they're designed to restrain someone and keep them that way, after all. And they're slightly dangerous since they ratchet shut.
Invest in something leather, fabric, or even just some cotton rope... is something a friend told me.
The lost recepie from Modest Proposal
Yes
Not enough fuzzies I imagine?
A non-zero number
Inserting Gayness Everywhere, it's the Wonkette Way!
Metal cuffs are just plain uncomfortable, even with fur; they're designed to restrain someone and keep them that way, after all. And they're slightly dangerous since they ratchet shut.
Invest in something leather, fabric, or even just some cotton rope... is something a friend told me.
They'll blame terrorists or Democrats or someone.
all those doughnuts gotta go somewhere!
That explains all the spewing onstage.
Open Carry Guy was the hottest, and guess what, he's not into the ladies anyhow...
There are horses! And a couple nice ones too.
Ever since I read Stephen King's "Gerald's Game" I have kind of an aversion to restraints in the boudoir.
"Agenda 21 - I tried to warn you sheeple" - Alex Jones
not DRUNK drunk; only TWO sheets to the wind in that picture - hope the hangover wasn't too bad!!!
are they providing a million condoms like in Rio?
Oh dear GOD! I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Except maybe Trump. With votes.