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Pickwick Next, HRH's avatar

The lost recepie from Modest Proposal

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phoenix00's avatar

Yes

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phoenix00's avatar

Not enough fuzzies I imagine?

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phoenix00's avatar

A non-zero number

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phoenix00's avatar

Inserting Gayness Everywhere, it's the Wonkette Way!

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

Metal cuffs are just plain uncomfortable, even with fur; they're designed to restrain someone and keep them that way, after all. And they're slightly dangerous since they ratchet shut.

Invest in something leather, fabric, or even just some cotton rope... is something a friend told me.

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Zhu Bajie's avatar

They'll blame terrorists or Democrats or someone.

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

all those doughnuts gotta go somewhere!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

That explains all the spewing onstage.

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Yay Bubbles's avatar

Open Carry Guy was the hottest, and guess what, he's not into the ladies anyhow...

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Amalga's avatar

There are horses! And a couple nice ones too.

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Shocked Squirrel is Shocked's avatar

Ever since I read Stephen King's "Gerald's Game" I have kind of an aversion to restraints in the boudoir.

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Historicat's avatar

"Agenda 21 - I tried to warn you sheeple" - Alex Jones

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RMS's avatar

not DRUNK drunk; only TWO sheets to the wind in that picture - hope the hangover wasn't too bad!!!

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RMS's avatar

are they providing a million condoms like in Rio?

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Justno's avatar

Oh dear GOD! I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Except maybe Trump. With votes.

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