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she's more bitchy than slimy.

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One of my nail clients once drove all the way to work before realizing she'd forgotten to put on a skirt.

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"Thing" works but I prefer the term "weakness".

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Now I want a woot shirt with Alan Alda and Loretta Swit as Clint and Natasha.

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I mean, some of us have things on our minds, ya know...

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But what about FREE food and booze? Aren't there people trying to slant Wonkette coverage?

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Won't freecycle. Will say:

More score and bobbits beers agoo hours of frottage brought our our thingie continental nudity, and conceived....

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Wonder if that's hackable just like one of these:https://www.arlnow.com/wp-c...

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He's got that 'aw shucks' vibe going for him

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It's always projection. Always.

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I do wonder exactly how many gun nuts have the balls to shoot you in the face if you went up to them (individually) and politely told him you're for gun control, BLM, affirmative action, marriage equality, and medicaid expansion....

I wouldn't mention Hillary not going to jail tho, that will surely set them off.

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"Brexit"

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Kind of like an overweight George Will?

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He may be a scoundrel, but he's THEIR scoundrel. It's ill logical.

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I have to ask whether the Kiss Me Deadly people named themselves after the Generation X song or the Lita Ford one.

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