RNC Experiments With Heterosexual Chairman

Mel Martinez will be the new chair of the Republican National Committee, according to the teevee. 

This is great news for social conservatives tired of worshiping a political party completely run by the homosexuals. Martinez is as anti-gay as they get without actually being gay. He does employ all kinds of gay staffers, but that's pretty much the only way you have staffers at all.

Anyway, it's great that the GOP is sticking to its principles by putting a crooked hypocritical Jesus Freak nutbag in charge of the party.

 Anti-gay Senate candidate has two gay advisers [Washington Blade]