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Not even Rick Perry's glasses can save them now.

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Now I'm confused. I thought that stupid voters were at the heart of the Republican strategy.

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Back to the Quiet Room with you, missy!

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As a Democrat I've often thought that Republicans in Florida and Texas were wet-mud stupid. You know, the kind of stupid you can smell when entering a room. It's a stupid that lingers on your clothes for hours after it insults your intelligence. Still, I would never call them stupid, I prefer to refer to them as "special". I'm sure the Republican voters in Wisconsin are just as "special" in their own way. So, let's all show a "special" tolerance for all of the "special" voters in Wisconsin and their very, very "special" Governor in this election season.

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"Stupid is as stupid does" with love, Forrest Gump

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I'll vote for the first candidate to get me a sixer of Schlitz

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Ummm... I think you might have the wrong country there.

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Pot and kettle have met somewhere in the middle.

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Don't forget R's in Kentucky - they elected Rand Paul and they've elected Mitch McTurtle 5 times. And they may elect him again, damn Chuck Tool. Edit: Chuck Todd.

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"Ishtar" or GTFO

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Sharon is a couple of cans short of a six-pack herself.

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