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Paging Jeff Bezos…Jeff Bezos to a white courtesy phone…

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Was she dressed as a bedazzled shrew?

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Noel Casler, who worked on the Apprentice with LaBella, says of course it's bullshit that this guy is handling talent and is designing the stage and is producing the RNC Convention!

https://twitter.com/CaslerN...

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Can we get the "mountains white with foam" lady to sing God Bless America, and follow up with her creative version of the Spang Startled Banner?

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I don't know: Stormy got three checks totaling $130K for opening her legs; Labella's getting $66K/mo. for keeping his mouth shut, which is far more money for exponentially less (and less degrading) 'work'.

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Back in the late 1990s, I purchased a (used) 1 GB external SCSI hard drive. It was the size and weight of a cinder block. I thought, "I'll never use up all that space!"

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You mean, before or during her "performance"?

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Trump's lawyers probably send him a copy of his NDA every week, just so he doesn't forget.

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So, can we assume from this that the convention will consist of Trump sitting in a huge chair at center stage, telling the speakers who gather to lick his feet whether they still have jobs?

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As hornheat wrote below, it has to be much, much more than $66k

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Scott Baio Libelz!!1!11

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I'm thinking Sea Eagle.

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Of course they hired LaBella! He has "no experience" doing the given job like everyone else in the kingdom of Trump.

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Sammy Hagar seems to be available

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I am incredibly grateful I didn't see Paylin's "performance".

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Damn. My argument is now invalid.

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