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Paging Jeff Bezos…Jeff Bezos to a white courtesy phone…

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Was she dressed as a bedazzled shrew?

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Noel Casler, who worked on the Apprentice with LaBella, says of course it's bullshit that this guy is handling talent and is designing the stage and is producing the RNC Convention!

https://twitter.com/CaslerN...

яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

Can we get the "mountains white with foam" lady to sing God Bless America, and follow up with her creative version of the Spang Startled Banner?

marshwren's avatar

I don't know: Stormy got three checks totaling $130K for opening her legs; Labella's getting $66K/mo. for keeping his mouth shut, which is far more money for exponentially less (and less degrading) 'work'.

Caepan's avatar

Back in the late 1990s, I purchased a (used) 1 GB external SCSI hard drive. It was the size and weight of a cinder block. I thought, "I'll never use up all that space!"

Caepan's avatar

You mean, before or during her "performance"?

Flashman's avatar

Trump's lawyers probably send him a copy of his NDA every week, just so he doesn't forget.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

So, can we assume from this that the convention will consist of Trump sitting in a huge chair at center stage, telling the speakers who gather to lick his feet whether they still have jobs?

RogationDays's avatar

As hornheat wrote below, it has to be much, much more than $66k

HarryButtle's avatar

I'm thinking Sea Eagle.

Blue Cat's avatar

Of course they hired LaBella! He has "no experience" doing the given job like everyone else in the kingdom of Trump.

Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

Sammy Hagar seems to be available

kareemachan's avatar

I am incredibly grateful I didn't see Paylin's "performance".

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Damn. My argument is now invalid.