Get your helmets and flak jackets on, folks, because it's Culture War time again. The Republican National Committee is very very concerned about the College Board's newly revised framework for the Advanced Placement U.S. History exam , condemning it for being way too LIEberal and for its "consistently negative view of American history." You can't say the RNC doesn't have its priorities in order! For instance, the exam framework doesn't even say that America is the Bestest, Freest, Most Wonderfullest Republic that ever existed in the world, and it also completely fails to say that Jesus handed the Constitution to George Washington. Worse, according to a
Wait, isn't The College Board a private company? Are the Republicans trying to interfere with The Invisible Hand of the Market?!!! My pearls, they are all aclutch!
Personally, I think the test should be based on Sunday Wonkarchival materials.
I love watching the bewildered look on an enemy Culture Warrior's face when I tell him John Scopes lost.
There is always time for massive butthurt.
Dear gods, the hippie indoctrination of this country began so early! As soon as they took prayer out of the schools...
I object to 44; it is deceptively written. The only plausible way to give it a correct answer is to phrase it as such:
"Separation of church and state is guaranteed by the Constitution a) true b) lol I bet you beleive in evilution too, you Marxist Facsist
And radically revisionist. (from the Consensus View school of historiography, which was a reactionary movement to the New Left)
Benny'd be too busy banging some French whores to even try.
Wait, isn't The College Board a private company? Are the Republicans trying to interfere with The Invisible Hand of the Market?!!! My pearls, they are all aclutch!
&quot;When it comes to regulatin&#039; <i>us</i>, we believe in limited government.&quot;
You gotta learn to read between the lines ... and see the italics.
You forget that their idea of &quot;scholarly scrutiny&quot; is a quick skim by drug-addled nitwits like Limbaugh and Palin.
The music.
But could Benjamin Franklin pull off a tomahawk dunk?
I don&#039;t think so.
Every question must be answered, America, Fuck Yeah!
Right after the hearings on pi=3 and the debate over gravity.
No complaints about the white-washing of the War of Northern Aggression?
We stand here on the banks of the Mississippi river ready to move west and carve a new life...out of the American Indian.