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Ikimizi's avatar

Personally, I think the test should be based on Sunday Wonkarchival materials.

Jared James's avatar

I love watching the bewildered look on an enemy Culture Warrior's face when I tell him John Scopes lost.

Jared James's avatar

There is always time for massive butthurt.

Jared James's avatar

Dear gods, the hippie indoctrination of this country began so early! As soon as they took prayer out of the schools...

Jared James's avatar

I object to 44; it is deceptively written. The only plausible way to give it a correct answer is to phrase it as such:

"Separation of church and state is guaranteed by the Constitution a) true b) lol I bet you beleive in evilution too, you Marxist Facsist

Jared James's avatar

And radically revisionist. (from the Consensus View school of historiography, which was a reactionary movement to the New Left)

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Benny'd be too busy banging some French whores to even try.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Wait, isn't The College Board a private company? Are the Republicans trying to interfere with The Invisible Hand of the Market?!!! My pearls, they are all aclutch!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"When it comes to regulatin' <i>us</i>, we believe in limited government."

You gotta learn to read between the lines ... and see the italics.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You forget that their idea of "scholarly scrutiny" is a quick skim by drug-addled nitwits like Limbaugh and Palin.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

But could Benjamin Franklin pull off a tomahawk dunk?

I don't think so.

schmannity's avatar

Every question must be answered, America, Fuck Yeah!

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Right after the hearings on pi=3 and the debate over gravity.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

No complaints about the white-washing of the War of Northern Aggression?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

We stand here on the banks of the Mississippi river ready to move west and carve a new life...out of the American Indian.