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Ikimizi's avatar

Personally, I think the test should be based on Sunday Wonkarchival materials.

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Jared James's avatar

I love watching the bewildered look on an enemy Culture Warrior's face when I tell him John Scopes lost.

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Jared James's avatar

There is always time for massive butthurt.

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Jared James's avatar

Dear gods, the hippie indoctrination of this country began so early! As soon as they took prayer out of the schools...

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Jared James's avatar

I object to 44; it is deceptively written. The only plausible way to give it a correct answer is to phrase it as such:

"Separation of church and state is guaranteed by the Constitution a) true b) lol I bet you beleive in evilution too, you Marxist Facsist

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Jared James's avatar

And radically revisionist. (from the Consensus View school of historiography, which was a reactionary movement to the New Left)

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Benny'd be too busy banging some French whores to even try.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Wait, isn't The College Board a private company? Are the Republicans trying to interfere with The Invisible Hand of the Market?!!! My pearls, they are all aclutch!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"When it comes to regulatin' <i>us</i>, we believe in limited government."

You gotta learn to read between the lines ... and see the italics.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You forget that their idea of "scholarly scrutiny" is a quick skim by drug-addled nitwits like Limbaugh and Palin.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

But could Benjamin Franklin pull off a tomahawk dunk?

I don't think so.

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schmannity's avatar

Every question must be answered, America, Fuck Yeah!

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Right after the hearings on pi=3 and the debate over gravity.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

No complaints about the white-washing of the War of Northern Aggression?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

We stand here on the banks of the Mississippi river ready to move west and carve a new life...out of the American Indian.

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