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Naw. <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=pvhYqeGp_Do" target="_blank">One Thomas Andrew "Tom" Lehrer, PhD.</a>

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Upset that I beat you to the joke, actor? Or just pissed that I'm fatter than I look in my profile pic?

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He is only doing a great job if you think that the sole goal of government is to cut taxes. If you think that a city government should be providing services to its citizens, or have a vision of how to improve the city, then no, he sucks.

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Agreed, there is a woman I'd like to invite home for dinner... In the Fordian sense, of course.

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Eat your heart out, Bristol Palin!

Please, literally.

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Let us splay....

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You think he's just getting started with marijuana?

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Wouldn't that be RoFuFo?

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He was drunk at the time.

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I swear I've never seen someone try to snort the communion wafer before.

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"Do whatever steps you want if You have cleared them with the Pontiff"?

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No question that Santa's white, then. Now, on to our discussion of Jebus....

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I have to admire an out-of-control fat white guy trying to act cool.

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He needs to cut back...

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As much as I respect the Simpsons reference (and I do!)... I have to dispute the "clean police record" <a href="http://www.cbc.ca/news/cana..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/rob-ford-to...">http://www.cbc.ca/news/cana...

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