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We wish that he wasn't.

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For a minute I thought that said Foster Brooks. He's already achieved that, of course.

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ALL YOUR FREEBASE ARE BELONG TO US

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Granted, this guy is a douche bag of the first water, but it looked like he was rushing to beat the snot out of someone else and the Council Woman tried to calm/stop him. He helped her back up...perhaps calmed by her soothing words.

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Too late.

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:::in a Canadian Trapper Voice:::

Ahhh, remember when the waters ran clear and the vayjay was plentiful?

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Here we see Jim trying to stop a rampaging Bull Mayor. I bet it's times like this that Jim is glad he has Mutual of Omaha insurance.

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Thank god indeed. If that had happened, the Daily Mail would find the need to report it...wrongly.

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No shit, eh (heh). Seriously, what piece of Samsonite is going to go out and buy what could easily be made of with scrap lumber or an old milk crate?

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Wow...nostalgia here. Back in the day, it took something like slavery to cause the "breakdown of reasoned discourse". Now it's folks getting health care. (heh, I kid...the breakdown came from a black dude being president)

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Fat, drunk, and political is no way to go through life son.

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I understand that folks in Asia use that position and I read somewhere it reduces the prevalence of hemorrhoids. Worth looking into since I have scrap lumber AND old milk crates laying around. I'm sure I could Martha them into something useful and attractive.

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Mmmmmm...maple syrup.

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*rimshot*

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He uses Silvio Berlusconi's PR firm.

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I doubt it. If she had any mortification capabilities, they surely were exhausted long ago. Now she just knocks back half a dozen 7 and 7s every morning.

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