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Vienna Woods's avatar

We wish that he wasn't.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

For a minute I thought that said Foster Brooks. He's already achieved that, of course.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

ALL YOUR FREEBASE ARE BELONG TO US

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Granted, this guy is a douche bag of the first water, but it looked like he was rushing to beat the snot out of someone else and the Council Woman tried to calm/stop him. He helped her back up...perhaps calmed by her soothing words.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Too late.

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:::in a Canadian Trapper Voice:::

Ahhh, remember when the waters ran clear and the vayjay was plentiful?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Here we see Jim trying to stop a rampaging Bull Mayor. I bet it's times like this that Jim is glad he has Mutual of Omaha insurance.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Thank god indeed. If that had happened, the Daily Mail would find the need to report it...wrongly.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

No shit, eh (heh). Seriously, what piece of Samsonite is going to go out and buy what could easily be made of with scrap lumber or an old milk crate?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Wow...nostalgia here. Back in the day, it took something like slavery to cause the "breakdown of reasoned discourse". Now it's folks getting health care. (heh, I kid...the breakdown came from a black dude being president)

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Fat, drunk, and political is no way to go through life son.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I understand that folks in Asia use that position and I read somewhere it reduces the prevalence of hemorrhoids. Worth looking into since I have scrap lumber AND old milk crates laying around. I'm sure I could Martha them into something useful and attractive.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Mmmmmm...maple syrup.

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malsperanza's avatar

*rimshot*

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malsperanza's avatar

He uses Silvio Berlusconi's PR firm.

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malsperanza's avatar

I doubt it. If she had any mortification capabilities, they surely were exhausted long ago. Now she just knocks back half a dozen 7 and 7s every morning.

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