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Roberts Probably Straight (Not That There's Anything Wrong with That)

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Jul 26, 2005
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We're sort of thrilled that our joking about John Roberts being gay has been officially elevated to a " whisper campaign " intended to bring him down. Does that mean we can take credit for ruining the Kerry-Edwards ticket , too? We're sure John Kerry would appreciate some help in shouldering the blame.

Honestly, we're shocked at how little it took for our observation about Roberts' wrestling/drag career to morph from "heh-heh" to " HEL-LOOO, MARY !" We're been trying to get people to buy Bush as a dog - fucker   for   years and Powerline has yet to write an outraged editorial .

Okay, serious now: We don'tactuallythink Roberts is gay. We totally wish he was, though! Someone needs to keep Souter company.

 The Huh-Huh Files: We're Gonna Have to Start a Special Kerry-Edwards Homoeroticism Section [Wonkette]

 To Be (Oblivious) or Not To Be [Law Dork]

 Who's Homophobic Now ? [Reasoned Audacity]

 "Anatomy of a Rumor." [Althouse]

 Mission: Implausible [Unfogged]

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