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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Thank Dog for godly Victoria Jackson.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Williams was saying that in Olden Times, superstitious, unsophisticated folk used to label just about anything out of the ordinary as “demonic."

Olden Times are not forgotten.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Yes, I ended a sentence with a preposition."

Well, you know where you can go to.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Whoa .... who did <i>he</i> piss off? That's got to be the far more interesting story.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

A tip of the hat is all that's really required.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>the infilling of His Holy Spirit</i>

So that's what he calls it.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

To be fair, <i>anybody</i> with a theology needs to be questioning it.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You're expected to get by on the tips.

The Quirk's avatar

Look away, look away.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Was your sister's friend's name Dana? Because now there is no Dana.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

When I was in high school, my drafting teacher wrote KISS on the blackboard and asked us if we knew what it meant. :::bored class shrugs in boredom::: He then says, "It means Knights in Satan's Service" :::bored class rolls eyes::: One bright spark in the back of the room says, "I thought it meant, 'keep it simple, stupid'".

He got detention, but it was totally worth it.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Two Jews walked into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey...we don't serve Christ killers here!"

:::uproarious laughter:::

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Do you mean there's a fungus among us?

Lefty Mark's avatar

George Burns, on the other hand, was God.

I wonder what WND has to say about Jim Carrey's possession as depicted in <i>Bruce Almighty?</i>

PubOption's avatar

I thought that this demonic possession of entertainers schtick was archaic when it was applied to Robert Johnson.

Lot_49's avatar

Rachel's grooving on it and I'm having a martini. Life is good!