Rock Steady

*Reliable Source: B. Smith'sRahman "Rock" Harperfinds himself in the final two on Hell's Kitchen...Caroline Giulianiexpresses her teen angst by joiningBarack ObamaFacebook groups. [ WP ]

*Yeas and Nays: New HBO docudrama "Recount" enlists "Austin Powers" director... Question-marked infomercial pioneerMatthew Leskoto hold a three day "Leskothon" outside U.S. Capitol. [ Examiner ]

*Shenanigans: John KerryandLaura Ingrahamare one step away from riding a bicycle built for two...Newt Gingrichto speak at National Press Club today... At this point, where won't you seeDave Chapelle?...Jeri Thomspon: stupid or evil/crazy. Take your pick. [ Politico ]

*The Sleuth: Jeri Kehn Alveysounds a lot less like a first lady. [ WP ]

*Page Six: Celebrities split betweenHillaryandBarack. [ NYP ]