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Rod Blagojevich's Terrible Hair Found Guilty of Everything
Here's some courtroom sketch of that Blaggy guy, Illinois mafioso Rod Blagojevich, suffering under the burden of this incredible hair monster. Here's a quick tip for voters on the lookout for "clean" candidates: If they have hair like this, in 2008, they are a complete fucking criminal. No exceptions. [ Princess Sparkle Pony ]