Rod Blagojevich's Terrible Hair Found Guilty of Everything

Here's some courtroom sketch of that Blaggy guy, Illinois mafioso Rod Blagojevich, suffering under the burden of this incredible hair monster. Here's a quick tip for voters on the lookout for "clean" candidates: If they have hair like this, in 2008, they are a complete fucking criminal. No exceptions. [ Princess Sparkle Pony ]