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Surely a man of his means places video cameras in the women's restrooms.

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He's dissing everyone else in the universe by referring to her as "serious".

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The real lede here is that he's into legs.

One would assume he's more of a Tubgirl-esque connoisseur, considering all that they spew on that channel.

(EYE BLEACH WARNING DO NOT GOOGLE)

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He watches "A Christmas Story" just for the leg lamp.

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I was riding with an attractive co-worker one day and -- out of the blue -- she says "we're out of the office so i can say this: have you noticed all the women on Fox have cocksucker lips". So I haven't looked at their legs for a long time.

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And Wonkette is the real sexist for pointing this out.

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Are we allowed to laugh at the [morally] handicapped yet?

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Obviously he's really shopping for replacement parts for Dick Cheney.

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I'll bet he has his own fantasy about women bumping their heads on the glass "ceiling".

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I sure hope his own desk in his office isn't glass, because gross, nobody wants to see the little News Director.

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<i>Ailes kept reminding the woman who was applying to be a producer that he was single and awfully easy on the eyes</i>

Dear Roger,

Please fuck off as far as you can, then rest up and fuck off some more.

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Right, because who needs actual, truthful news when there are lady part distractions. Not that women are mere objects, though; I'm sure Ailes respects their minds and opinions.

Yeah, riiiiiiight...

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Her chair says The Refractory Period

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Ailes gives "Hard Hitting Journalism" a context we could all do without.

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