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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Big game: Deep State vs Derp State?

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

The Baltimore Canyon? Convenient to DC.

Themostunclean's avatar

Very good point. Trump's buddies in the Russian mob, oops I mean FSB, are much more brazen about taking people out as well.

penny stock's avatar

We do give a shit because we want to see him do the perp walk as well. The FBI are getting new windbreakers and everything this season in preparation for all the tv time they anticipate having.

dslindc's avatar

Oh, so that's why this from January was in my feed this morning. I think both of his eyes are malfunctioning, tbh.

https://twitter.com/stoneon...

Meander's avatar

Isn't 45 going to remove all of the regulations requiring seat belts and airbags?

Stone had no business surviving but he was saved by the deep state!

Transreason Maidenheader's avatar

I know none of this crapeterium is very funny, but I can't help but laugh at the illogic of the kinked mind: WHO would want him silenced? Not American intelligence agencies, surely - kinda obvious who might benefit...

$136050197's avatar

Stone made a complete recovery from getting polonium-ed to death, glory halleljuah!There is no God.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Where did he hid Punxsutawney Phil?

Shocked Squirrel is Shocked's avatar

Remember, these are the same people who think Bill and Hillary personally murdered about 300 people over the years. Reality is only known to them in a passing sense.

Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Shhh. She's standing right there.

Carpeperdiem's avatar

It wasn't actually polonium. He got a bad case of the runs after lunch at Pollo Loco.

Carpeperdiem's avatar

Honest to fuck! These are the types of people wielding power in this country nowadays. Think about that for a minute.