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Big game: Deep State vs Derp State?

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The Baltimore Canyon? Convenient to DC.

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Hey!

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Very good point. Trump's buddies in the Russian mob, oops I mean FSB, are much more brazen about taking people out as well.

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We do give a shit because we want to see him do the perp walk as well. The FBI are getting new windbreakers and everything this season in preparation for all the tv time they anticipate having.

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Oh, so that's why this from January was in my feed this morning. I think both of his eyes are malfunctioning, tbh.

https://twitter.com/stoneon...

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Isn't 45 going to remove all of the regulations requiring seat belts and airbags?

Stone had no business surviving but he was saved by the deep state!

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But likely true.

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I know none of this crapeterium is very funny, but I can't help but laugh at the illogic of the kinked mind: WHO would want him silenced? Not American intelligence agencies, surely - kinda obvious who might benefit...

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Stone made a complete recovery from getting polonium-ed to death, glory halleljuah!There is no God.

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Where did he hid Punxsutawney Phil?

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Remember, these are the same people who think Bill and Hillary personally murdered about 300 people over the years. Reality is only known to them in a passing sense.

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Shhh. She's standing right there.

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It wasn't actually polonium. He got a bad case of the runs after lunch at Pollo Loco.

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Honest to fuck! These are the types of people wielding power in this country nowadays. Think about that for a minute.

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