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Doloras Funkette's avatar

That's why I say: this isn't the darkest timeline. The darkest timeline is President Ted Cruz.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

Boy do I love Kate McKinnon. She's a chameleon.

Kooolest G's avatar

so that's what they mean by "exposure dollars" I've been doing this all wrong

Kooolest G's avatar

now there's video of roger stone getting brought in to the police station

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

twinkie223's avatar

Criticize things you don't know about ....

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Leftflank's avatar

Stone breathing free air is a slap in the puss.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

With the linked video's of Steve Martin, I can't believe no one has linked the one where Steve subtly predicted this future...

"He was born in Arizona, got a condo made of Stone-a,"

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Fortunately, he is competent enough to realize that a war between the US and Iran would be too destabilizing even for him and stopped Trump's stupidity.

Sarah Smith's avatar

You go wash your mouth out with soap right now!

Maybe's avatar

Last I heard ('cause I've read the Constitution) the freedom of speech amendment only applies to the government attempting to shut down speech. When did Steve Martin become the government?

Jzgplj's avatar

That's a sacrifice I'd be willing for him to take :)

Ducksworthy's avatar

Soon I hope. What the White House needs is somebody who can play the banjo and doesn't hate dogs.

Maybe's avatar

Either the banjo or a dog would also be acceptable as a replacement President.

kareemachan's avatar

Ahem, I would have said "alleged lawyers".