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Doloras Funkette's avatar

That's why I say: this isn't the darkest timeline. The darkest timeline is President Ted Cruz.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Boy do I love Kate McKinnon. She's a chameleon.

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Kooolest G's avatar

so that's what they mean by "exposure dollars" I've been doing this all wrong

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Kooolest G's avatar

now there's video of roger stone getting brought in to the police station

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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twinkie223's avatar

Criticize things you don't know about ....

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Leftflank's avatar

Stone breathing free air is a slap in the puss.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

With the linked video's of Steve Martin, I can't believe no one has linked the one where Steve subtly predicted this future...

"He was born in Arizona, got a condo made of Stone-a,"

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Fortunately, he is competent enough to realize that a war between the US and Iran would be too destabilizing even for him and stopped Trump's stupidity.

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Sarah Smith's avatar

You go wash your mouth out with soap right now!

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Maybe's avatar

Last I heard ('cause I've read the Constitution) the freedom of speech amendment only applies to the government attempting to shut down speech. When did Steve Martin become the government?

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Jzgplj's avatar

That's a sacrifice I'd be willing for him to take :)

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Ducksworthy's avatar

Soon I hope. What the White House needs is somebody who can play the banjo and doesn't hate dogs.

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Ducksworthy's avatar

Thank you for that.

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Maybe's avatar

Either the banjo or a dog would also be acceptable as a replacement President.

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kareemachan's avatar

Ahem, I would have said "alleged lawyers".

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kareemachan's avatar

Dinosaur libelz!

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