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This is about par for a candidate whose foreign policy talking points are based on what neocon kooks want.

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And then he called her Mommy. (Ew.)

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She's been promoted to Office Manager of State.

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Have you ever been in a Turkish prison, Eric?

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<i>these people's WHOLE PLATFORM depends on the ignorance of their base,</i>

In a nutshell.

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<i>Leaky Man and the shit-spraying John Bolton</i>

I smell a theme here!

Seamus for VP!

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Still, better than <i>MRS. GOBBLECOCKS</i>

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I guess that bit from Jesus saying something about logs making poor corrective lenses did not make it over into the Golden Tablets?

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"Kettles wouldn't understand."

--Ambassador Pots

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Yes, Mitt, Obama is too easy on people that leak classified info. Just ask Bradley Manning.

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"Okay. So, ten out of ten for style, but minus several million for good thinking, huh?"

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Mitt should start speaking in French to remind us how he lived in France for 30 months as a young adult. There's nothing the American public respects more than someone who can speak a foreign language (except Spanish).

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