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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

They've given you people all you need to know about job creation.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

To be fair, he did manage the 'being black' part of the assignment pretty well.

He's also smart (no wonder he strayed off-point) and funny (no wonder they hated him.) Check out his interview with Jon Stewart on The Daily Show.

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"You people" is everybody who wonders what happened to Mitt's money. GIven the value of Bain, his numbers are off even more badly that MF Global's. Not good, for a guy who "knows how to read a balance sheet."

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Health care for mere "help" would be a waste of millionaires' tax dollars (such as they are.)

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On the bright side, he'll shut down Amtrak, so no more porter jobs.

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I'm sure somebody had to take out the trash and mop the floors at Bain.

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I don't suppose she talked about what made it possible for her parents to succeed with ten bucks in their pockets. Or did they "build that" all by themselves?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Can we dance with your dates?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Well, (r)Money lost to McCain in 2008...

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Down in Tampa the RNC put Mia Love on the podium (along with every other Blah Republican).

She said her parents came to the US of A from Haiti in 1975 with $10 in their pockets. I hope a Wonketter knows more about this than I do. Would that be possible today? Do we allow immigrants to come here with no resources?

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

And then they should nominate Lindsey Graham and Condi Rice to lead the Republican Gay & Lesbian Leadership Council.

(Next up, nominations for Republican Hispanic-, Muslim-, and Atheist Leadership Councils.)

I'm getting all warm & fuzzy!

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Fartknocker's avatar

Will his new council allow black women who have their own opinions on reproductive rights? I want to watch that discussion.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Romney Campaign Announces Its Perfunctory Black Outreach Thingy</i>

He does realize you can't own them anymore, doesn't he?

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fuflans's avatar

historians will argue for years: mccain or romney? who sucked worse?

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