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bobbert's avatar

And we have four years to hope for a massive cardio-vote-acular event.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Four..tyseven percent Burrito'ed

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The President is still black, so Money Badger's luck will never run completely out.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Man I enjoyed that. Yes, Squared Eric, conservaturds SHOULD start owning up to their beliefs in public, for a change!

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Man, look at all the dicks being exposed this week! Cocktober is early this year. Global warming?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

That is just SO wrong.

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All I remember is that they had a hell of a nice kitchen.

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A (female, straight) student of mine just used "twatmuncher" as a password on a site we use. I think I need to have a chat with her. Maybe she doesn't know I can see the passwords.

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bobbert's avatar

It's deader than Breitbart.

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Yeah. I wish this implosion was happening a little closer to the day

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I am also detecting a note of buttsecks, and hmm (swishes, spits) is that leather? Oh and a definite peppery undercurrent of poop jokes!

Oh god, please tell me that was a wine sample.

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Did he call him unclean, too?

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See the schadenfreude inherent in the system!

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So, they're having these conversations in quiet rooms?

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You know, I wanted to like that flick, but man...

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She should have at least gone with "fucking obnoxious".

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