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i really don't know how much more of this 'campaign' i can stomach.

i think i'm going to retreat to middle earth and pretend i'm arwen or galadriel or something like i did when i was an awkward wkinny teen with braces and too much hair.

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This what you do for a living, is it?

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Great pic. You're not actually lynnrockets , are you? 'Cause if you are, I remember you fondly from the Mudflats.

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And in other news, water is wet.

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Ooooh, those come in Sausage and 4-Cheese varieties, don't they?

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also: an irrelevance.

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Maybe if it's small enough?

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"goalposts on conception"

I thought this goalpost was moved to two weeks before a woman has sex with a guy.

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