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Romney, Huckabee Officially Feuding
Hey MIKE HUCKABEE, Mittens "Willard" Romney sees your new book's disparaging excerpts directed at him and raises you a brisk retort through "Eric" the traveling spokesman! "This type of pettiness is beneath Mike Huckabee... If we’re going to move the party forward, we need to offer more than personal recriminations. Unfortunately, in this book, Mike Huckabee is consumed with presumed slights, and he seems more interested in settling scores than in bringing people together." Tragically, the "Mitt Camp" is in the right here and will score some 2012 Points on this. A windfall for Mittens! Well howdy doo about that.
Mike Huckabee does not come across as very Presidential when he writes a snide, intemperate volume of whiny rants transparently disguised as a string of bad metaphors. Not folksy! Just bad. To repeat, Huckabee writes in his mean new book that fairest Mittens was "anything but conservative until he changed the light bulbs in his chandelier in time to run for president." So light bulbs are his policy stances, and his chandelier is his platform, yes? And chandelier specifically because Mitt Romney is a very rich man, yes yes? Then it's pretty clear that Mike Huckabee is insulting Trig here.
A SUFFERING CHILD.
Huck unloads on Mitt; Romney camp hits back [Jonathan Martin]