As a sign of his willingness to help out political bloggers and cartoonists everywhere, Mitt Romney yesterday generously told another dumb story about his family's near-magical life of privilege and ease: "I found a little paper card, a little pink card, and it said, 'This entitles George W. Romney to a lifetime of a hamburger, a shake and French fries at McDonald's.' It was signed by the hand of Ray Kroc. My dad had done a little training lesson or whatever for McDonald's when there was just a handful of restaurants and I saw this thing and was like, this is a gold mine, dad! What are you doing?"
&quot;See here, young man! There will be no charge for this snark! Do you <i>know</i> who I am?!&quot; *Presents Wonkette pink card*
More likely it was &quot;Thank you George, for sending that weird-ass son of yours off to France. I am so grateful, you can have free burgers, fries and shakes FOR LIFE.&quot;
&quot;If you prevent your son&#039;s business from buying up and liquidating all my restaurants, I&#039;ll give you hamburgers. Forever. Deal?&quot;
If there is a God, someone working at the IRS will say &quot;fuck the rules&quot; and fire up the photocopier. We should buy him burgers, and beers, for life, when he gets out of jail.
If he flames out on Faux News, &quot;Oh, the Hannity!&quot;
Ray Kroc never imagined the guy would use it every fucking day, for decades.
Also, who paid the taxes that were due on all those free burgers and fries? Right.
Actually, he was talking about their chic temple. (Mitt knows a thing or two about chic temples.)
Because when money means everything to you, saving a buck trumps any other considerations -- including your own health.
Γ’ΒΒͺΓ’ΒΒ« Love them tenders, sauce so sweet, gimme twelve to go. Γ’ΒΒͺΓ’ΒΒ«
Uncanny Valley Ureterolithiasis
&quot;See here, young man! There will be no charge for this snark! Do you <i>know</i> who I am?!&quot; *Presents Wonkette pink card*
&quot;Training lesson?&quot;
More likely it was &quot;Thank you George, for sending that weird-ass son of yours off to France. I am so grateful, you can have free burgers, fries and shakes FOR LIFE.&quot;
&quot;If you prevent your son&#039;s business from buying up and liquidating all my restaurants, I&#039;ll give you hamburgers. Forever. Deal?&quot;
Bugis Street libel!
But how is this news?
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Farts rainbows, shits glitter.
He would have been Kenyan royalty if he had a dozen wives. Imagine how the wingtards would spin <i>that.</i>
If there is a God, someone working at the IRS will say &quot;fuck the rules&quot; and fire up the photocopier. We should buy him burgers, and beers, for life, when he gets out of jail.
We have a winner!