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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

If he flames out on Faux News, "Oh, the Hannity!"

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Ray Kroc never imagined the guy would use it every fucking day, for decades.

Also, who paid the taxes that were due on all those free burgers and fries? Right.

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Actually, he was talking about their chic temple. (Mitt knows a thing or two about chic temples.)

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Because when money means everything to you, saving a buck trumps any other considerations -- including your own health.

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Γ’Β™Βͺҙ« Love them tenders, sauce so sweet, gimme twelve to go. Γ’Β™Βͺҙ«

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Uncanny Valley Ureterolithiasis

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"See here, young man! There will be no charge for this snark! Do you <i>know</i> who I am?!" *Presents Wonkette pink card*

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Training lesson?"

More likely it was "Thank you George, for sending that weird-ass son of yours off to France. I am so grateful, you can have free burgers, fries and shakes FOR LIFE."

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"If you prevent your son's business from buying up and liquidating all my restaurants, I'll give you hamburgers. Forever. Deal?"

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bobbert's avatar

Bugis Street libel!

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bobbert's avatar

But how is this news?

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<i>This comment has been retroactively deleted by a future Romney administration.</i>

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He would have been Kenyan royalty if he had a dozen wives. Imagine how the wingtards would spin <i>that.</i>

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If there is a God, someone working at the IRS will say "fuck the rules" and fire up the photocopier. We should buy him burgers, and beers, for life, when he gets out of jail.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

We have a winner!

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