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Thank you! There's so much to keep track of these days...

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DK: Personally, I prefer Duh Guv'Nor (or, Duh Gov'Nuh).

Not just cause I made them up, either!

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She's kind of a big deal. In her own mind.

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a newt.

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I so wish I didn't have to love you for that comment.

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mccain was walnuts.

good times!

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way to encourage american teen exceptionalism dude.

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That's your basic Republican politician - what's the problem?

Oh, wait ... did you say "girls"?

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And you can't mix it with dairy ... I think ... it's hard to keep this religious shit straight.

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Has been perfect for 600 years. (You'd think folks would get suspicious, right?)

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Doktor Zoom: As Pops said when asked to define Jazz - "If you have to ask the question, you won't understand the answer."

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I thought McCain was "Mittens." Where did I go wrong?

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I'm only gonna say this one more time? Vampires.do.NOT.Sparkle!

Also...Romney, Palin, et al are Vampires. Energy Vampires. The suck the fucking life out of us.

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I'm only gonna say this one more time. Vampires.do.NOT.Sparkle!

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That's a foregone conclusion with any Donny Osmond clone. Heck, famed music impressario Clive Romney (an LDS sort-of-star) is probably related to Mitt six ways from Sunday.

You could Google "Mormon Pop". But I don't recommend it.

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