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SullivanSt's avatar

Otherwise, I'll smite his face.

SullivanSt's avatar

Uh oh, that means his strategy's working.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Flip, Flop and Fly <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWoNMhAB9gc">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

TundraGrifter's avatar

Did (r)Money invent baseball?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Can I get credit for the success of the Avengers movie? A few years ago I said "I think they should make an Avengers movie." They took my advice and now they're breaking box office records.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Chuck Norris wears Mitt Romney pajamas.

chascates's avatar

He has a lot of friends who run industries.

SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>your Wonkette is a soothsayer but you may kill her if this particular sooth turns out to be rubbish</blockquote>

No, death would be too good for you. If we gotta live with Presbot 3.3, so do you!

schmannity's avatar

When is he going to take credit for Obamacare?