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Otherwise, I'll smite his face.

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Uh oh, that means his strategy's working.

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Flip, Flop and Fly <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWoNMhAB9gc">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Did (r)Money invent baseball?

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Can I get credit for the success of the Avengers movie? A few years ago I said "I think they should make an Avengers movie." They took my advice and now they're breaking box office records.

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Chuck Norris wears Mitt Romney pajamas.

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He has a lot of friends who run industries.

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<blockquote>your Wonkette is a soothsayer but you may kill her if this particular sooth turns out to be rubbish</blockquote>

No, death would be too good for you. If we gotta live with Presbot 3.3, so do you!

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When is he going to take credit for Obamacare?

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