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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I've got a pretty hefty scar on my leg and once while wearing shorts another patron in the potato restaurant (seriously...a potato restaurant) asked me how I got it. I told her that my uncle was a member of the Saigon embassy and I was visiting him on spring break. I got out first because I was hit by a piece of glass from a shattered window.

I feel bad about it now...but it was pretty funny at the time.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Our breeding program for advanced wise-ass female quipsters is going to have to rely on cloning, then, if you're not going to propagate, huh?

You'll be faster and funnier without all that plumbing slowing you down, baby doll.

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