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NarcissisticWeirdo's avatar

Is it wrong for me to hope that Desantis's kid grows up to be a gay, agnostic, socialist?

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

That was something that absolutely drove El Dad up the wall until the end of his life... that Skeletor could get ANY support from his fellow Floridians after his Medicare fraud just bewildered him completely.

Dianna Deem's avatar

I read recently that both parties are going after their votes. Sadly, some of them probably will vote R.

Cat Cafe's avatar

Like literally everyone who spews immigrant-hatred, frankly.

Lee Marvin's Ghost's avatar

"The authorities said...best leave it...unsolved."

aureolamanita's avatar

"The answer is none. None more black."

Zyxomma's avatar

Stephen, I've said it before, but you are a great addition to Team Wonkette.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I blow stuff up too, but it's not because I'm conservative, it's because I'm clumsy.

Jared Andrew Shoemaker Jr's avatar

I could just imagine in the days of bush the lesser, Cheney would be seated on his throne robed in black as Sith Lords are and demand abasement from repukes. I cant see that now no matter how hard trump tries

Bagnole's avatar

DeSantis. DeSantis. That’s a Cuban name?

Lee Marvin's Ghost's avatar

"it's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Not Ivanka and the other Not Ivanka.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

That "Big Guy himself" ad ran on the CBS affiliate here between segments of Colbert's show.

Just sayin'.

Darth Trad's avatar

"People say Ron's all Trump. But he is so much more," his wife, Casey, jokes"

Better assume he's fucking the nanny then. Trump doesn't like uggos, honey.