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The Mighty Ox's avatar

Of course, we Floridians still have to live with this fucktaco for two more years. I expect him to take his anger out on us when he comes back. He isn't gone yet. Pray for us in the Sunshine State.

DaveBeeSee's avatar

If the SCOTUS acts as it should and agrees with Colorado that the Orange Menace(OM) is prohibited by the 14th Amendment from office by because he aids, supports and comforts seditionists, does that impugn every politician that supports OM as prohibited by the commutative property of politics? Because I would really like to never hear the name Ron DeSantis again (applies to many many others).

Robert Eckert's avatar

"championing an agenda marked by bold colors" with a Sharpie

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It should be noted, according to whatever-it-is-we're-calling-Twitter fact checkers these days, the quote attributed to Winston Churchill was from a 1938 Budweiser print ad.

Marla's avatar

I don't know who that kid is, but he looks absolutely terrified.

Wouldn't you?

Spleen Victoria's avatar

That’s a full pants expression. Not sure what’s up with the baby though.

JCfromNC's avatar

It's Ron's kid. So, terrified and eventually full of despair.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

If that's what I had for genetic donors, yep.

Sherry's avatar

Maybe Death Santis and Cruz can run on the Abused By Trump it will still kisses his ass ticket? Could you imagine all the laws he’d want to break to get rid of “wokeness”in this country? All the Disney parks would be closed as well as public libraries. Hell, under Trumpenfuhrer that still a possibility. Gilead is still a possibility at this point sadly.

Fuck this loser.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Remember the Three Tenors? Throw in Rubio, and they can go on tour as the Three Jerkoffs.

Ellis Weiner's avatar

Talk is cheap. Actions speak louder than words. We left it all out on the field. A fool and his money are soon parted. Hope springs eternal. Time is money. Haste makes waste. As long as you have your health you have everything. What this country needs is a good five-cent cigar. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink. Every cloud has a silver lining. Speak the truth and shame the Devil. There's no place like home. Go fuck yourself, Ron.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Wiser words were never spoken.

Ray Y's avatar

He "punched his ticket", though! 😂

Thomas Pearce's avatar

Endorsing the orange terror who relentlessly mocked him. Proves he has no integrity, moral character or backbone. Oh yeah..forgot we already knew that.

Fender Deluxe's avatar

While we’re all laughing out loud at the spectacular failure of Ron DeSantis’s presidential ambitions, remember:

The Republican Party _prefers_, by a wide margin, the criminal Donald Trump for the office of POTUS.

They don’t want a moderate. They don’t want someone not facing a fuck-ton of indictments.

The Republicans _want_ a seditious fuck who promises fascism and violence against those who oppose him.

EYES ON THE PRIZE.

Jus_Wonderin's avatar

LOL. LOL. LOL. LOL. (etc, ad finitum, again, and so on and so on.)

Doloras LaPicho's avatar

There are two repeating memes from 2020 which I'm tired of seeing:

1) the one about "what we should *really* fear is a smart Trump". A) Trump voters don't want someone smart; B) I heard Scott Walker before Desantis, it was the same thing; C) there is nothing more terrifying than Trump.

2) "Trump is going to pivot to the Left to outfox Biden". In 2020, he was going to do Medicare For All. In 2024, some clowns are saying he will be pro-Palestinian. These idiots don't understand fascism and they don't learn.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Expect Haley to announce she’s dropping out and endorsing Trump on Wednesday.

jltympanum's avatar

Ron has so much negative charisma that when he walks into a room, the lights go out.

Sherry's avatar

Hopefully not. While the Koch group SAID that they may not invest more in Haley but I’m wishing that their extreme hate for Trump keeps them spending their $$ just to vex the Orange Asshole.