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I would rate him as wimpier than Ted Cruz. To achieve full objectionable status, he would have to his eat own booger or, better yet, to establish his dominance, Ted Cruz's booger.

Whattaya say, Marco? Are you an Alpha-booger eater or just the weakling that Trump said you are?

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Gov. DeathSentence can go fuck himself.

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After that performance, Marco prefers to forget that the SOTU even exists.

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For the west coast folks, that's like a convoy failing to get stuck in 405 traffic.

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I haven't scanned all zillion responses, but surely someone has already said, "snarl D.C. traffic? How will anyonev be able to tell?"

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Was that really from *2011*??? Gah we were so young and innocent back then

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nice!

That one is new to me!

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right on!

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well said

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Yes, they sure failed that test.

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IK,R? Been there when it was such a mess on the Beltway that "Going To Baltimore" became a private joke with the fam. Jebus.

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Would that we were given the opportunity to forget *his* existence! Blergh

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But so far they don't seem to outnumber the parents in voting-demographic. :( Hope that changes fast.

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That is *definitely* the bad news.

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So, based upon the insane conspiracy theories of the Trumpian Right, we must assume Marco Rubio is an instrument of the Chinese designed to spread their virus.

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