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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I would rate him as wimpier than Ted Cruz. To achieve full objectionable status, he would have to his eat own booger or, better yet, to establish his dominance, Ted Cruz's booger.

Whattaya say, Marco? Are you an Alpha-booger eater or just the weakling that Trump said you are?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Gov. DeathSentence can go fuck himself.

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ShadowVT's avatar

After that performance, Marco prefers to forget that the SOTU even exists.

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BoatOfVelociraptors's avatar

For the west coast folks, that's like a convoy failing to get stuck in 405 traffic.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

I haven't scanned all zillion responses, but surely someone has already said, "snarl D.C. traffic? How will anyonev be able to tell?"

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Jensie's avatar

Was that really from *2011*??? Gah we were so young and innocent back then

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conti ben's avatar

nice!

That one is new to me!

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conti ben's avatar

right on!

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conti ben's avatar

well said

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes, they sure failed that test.

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Non Doctior's avatar

ew

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Virgiebeach's avatar

IK,R? Been there when it was such a mess on the Beltway that "Going To Baltimore" became a private joke with the fam. Jebus.

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Virgiebeach's avatar

Would that we were given the opportunity to forget *his* existence! Blergh

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Virgiebeach's avatar

But so far they don't seem to outnumber the parents in voting-demographic. :( Hope that changes fast.

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Virgiebeach's avatar

That is *definitely* the bad news.

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Lionel Hutz Esq's avatar

So, based upon the insane conspiracy theories of the Trumpian Right, we must assume Marco Rubio is an instrument of the Chinese designed to spread their virus.

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