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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Are you a Reform, Conservative, or Orthodox Robinsonite?

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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

I'm still trying to find my home church

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Stephen.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Alternate translation "take that annoying shit to the shithouse"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Please O Benevolent Lord Stephen, bless us with your words, so that we may receive the chortles and lolz and titters, receive the deepest insights, and receive the see the snarkiest smites before us! PRAISE STEPHEN!

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Adam Field's avatar

Why would you want your children to grow up thinking they shouldn't murder people? That sounds suspiciously like you're advocating for gun control. /s

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Adam Field's avatar

Gets expelled and thrown into juvie, obviously. Was that ever in question?

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Adam Field's avatar

How about "the night is dark and and full of terrors"?

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Querolous's avatar

This is the same bunch who can not/will not learn a non 'Murican language. They have as much chance of communicating with their invisible sky daddy as they would have with a foreigner.

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Querolous's avatar

I draw the line at sacramental obsidian knife.

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kimothyanne's avatar

One whole minute. The extent of DeSantis attention span. I doubt desantis knows how to "blush," he looks like he may hit the bottle too hard, to me.

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Querolous's avatar

Splitter! Us true Robinsonarians will not tolerate this heresy! And that goes for those Robinsonians!

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Kooolest G's avatar

did you know you can get a muslim prayer rug on amazon for only $10.99? https://www.amazon.com/Pray...now does anybody know where ron desantis' kids go to school? I want to send them a box of these.

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mvario's avatar

Fuck DeSantis. And fuck Reagan. And there is no god, humans are just a superstitious lot.

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Future Northwoods Hermit's avatar

I would chip in for that.

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