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AlbertCamus's avatar

Protecting the unborn chicken wing. Meatball is all for it.

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olpossum's avatar

LOL!! JAJA!! You libs all say the rock-ribbed, America-loving party of Lincoln party is a "do-nothing" kind of outfit!! But now you see your mistake, Ron DeSanntis, America's governor, has taken care of, and saved us all from, climate change for once and for all!!

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joanne g murphy's avatar

Fucking amazing that in probably the most climate-sensitive state in the Union they would have elected a governor who doesn't give a crap about the climate. What the hell is Florida without its attractive climate?! Tourism is the state's #1 industry and DeathSantis is willing to flush the entire state economy down the crapper to parade his right-wing bona fides. Florida voters, wise up!

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Florida sounds like a complete shithole these days.

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

Somebody is thirsty again! What's it been.......a week since his last grandstanding, bullshit, move? You know......there is a presidential candidate with a brain worm.......and he lives in Florida.......and I ain't talking about Trumpelforeskin.......

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. Performative BS.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Do Florida Republicans think it'll be easier to govern the state when there's 20% less of it in a decade or two?

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Bombay Troubadour's avatar

I wonder if visionary Ron has priced first floor Miami condo property insurance lately. Hey look, why is there seawater in the streets on sunny days?

By the way, lab grown meat? There are billions of person peoples in far away places that Ron could not begin to find on a globe, that would wait in line longer than a urban voting center in a red state, to get some lab grown meat.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"There are billions of person peoples in far away places that Ron could not begin to find on a globe, that would wait in line longer than a urban voting center in a red state, to get some lab grown meat."

I suppose you are referring to vegetarians or vegans, but as one of the former, I will stick with beans and rice and etc. After 18 years, I no longer have a taste for it at all.

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Bombay Troubadour's avatar

I was referring to the many that cannot afford meat products of any kind, and are almost always hungry.

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AlbertCamus's avatar

I’m still at protecting unborn meat.

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el duderino's avatar

I expect the Sunshine State to bring back those styrofoam clamshell Big Mac containers

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Bombay Troubadour's avatar

And DDT.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Won't SOMEBODY think about the thalidomide????

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Shire Jansen's avatar

Just grateful this despot won't be on the Presidential ballot anywhere other than Florida, maybe... who knows... weird stuff is happening and Mother Nature can have her way with Florida without his permission.

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

Constantly amazes me that DeSantis is allowed in the news outside of the funny papers...

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zb23's avatar

the fuck is going on with that flyer? that might be the sloppiest thing i have ever seen? most things snap alignment these days... so it would be HARD to make it that horrible looking. whoever made that should be embarrassed.

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DrBDH's avatar

Next: "Today Gov. DeSantis is moving his office to the edge of the beach in Fort Lauderdale in a rebuke to green fanatics who say rising sea levels and storm surges are threatening barrier islands and low-lying coastal cities, including Miami Beach. 'I don't know this King Canute,' DeSantis said, 'but he's not a Floridian. True Floridians know the tides rise and fall at the beck and call of the governor's office.' DeSantis also made some disparaging remarks about the moon."

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LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

Now this sounds very likely to me. How did a guy with this attitude, win the governorship of the state that will likely be the first underwater?

Also am I the only retired teacher in here who is itching to dope slap this smug little punk?

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

DeSantis Mandates Leaded Gas

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AlbertCamus's avatar

Bring back tetraethyl lead! Alright!

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