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Vienna Woods's avatar

My favorite thing (admittedly, I've never seen him in action-eww) was a segment on SexTV where he pondered the ethics of using viagra to get wood for on-screen action. He didn't like it.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Dear lord. I thought you were joking about about the special ed thing, but I googled it. Will wonders never cease.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Yes, but dammit, Ron wants authenticity in his films- you know, like those breasts, and lady orgasms.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The hand may be invisible. I've never actually looked.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Or as (I think) Lewis Black put it: "If porn was banned from the internet, there'd be just one web site left: <a href="http://www.bringbacktheporn..." target="_blank"> <a href="http://www.bringbacktheporn...</a>" target="_blank">www.bringbacktheporn.com</a></a>.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Jiust what we need, another big dick.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

It's the glasses knocking into each other pisses me off.

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Fartknocker's avatar

10 minutes ago I was sad over a dipshit in Florida killing a traveling salesman. Now its a porn star preaching his own form of morality. Fuck it, I'm going home to start drinking and watch The View.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

You fuckers already beat me to all the easy jokes.

Balls.

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Fartknocker's avatar

TMI.

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