Hooray! Ron Paul won the Emmy for President of California Republicans! Ron Paul won the California state GOP straw poll with 44% of the vote for the bargain bin price of $25,000, compared to second-place loser Rick Perry who spent nothing, did not show up and got 29% of the vote just for being an alien space monster sociopath with the same initials as RON PAUL, because Perry is a mooch. The saddest loser was Michele Bachmann, who also showed up and gave a hated keynote speech that convinced 64 straw poll voters (7.7%) all named "Marcus Bachmann" to cast a vote in her favor.
Yes.
This is bad news for Donald "The" Trump. He endorsed Jim Perry but that dude didn't get a single vote.
So, will the LameStream Media manage to talk about this without mentioning Ron Paul?
Titanium Spine/2012!
But never mind about Newt. I'm worried about the big bag of gas. Wait, um, that big thing in the sky.
Me too! Circus music is what they play at funerals, right?
I now know from first hand experience that it is possible to laugh and vomit at the same time.
I thought Guckert was completely hairless.
Dr. Shaden Freud
Met Life?
So Rick Perry got the steak knives?
And heavy on the "oregano", if you know what I mean.
Got more people than that in my apartment building. And most of 'em would look at that list and laugh.
Ron Co -- Corporations Are People®
You make a compelling argument. You've got my vote.
I see a promising niche for magic Depends.