Your Wonkette is going to be at CPAC starting tomorrow to bring you all the fun and excitement of conservative furry sex parties and people yelling at Arab Americans. But here's a little preview of what's to come: Ron Paul is trying really hard to win this year's presidential straw poll, which is always especially important at this point in the presidential cycle. And by "important," we mean a bunch of inside-baseball media will take it very seriously for a few days and campaign types will put a lot of effort into it, and then it will be promptly forgotten. Yes, Ron Paul could well join the hallowed ranks of such past straw-poll-winning presidents of the United States as Phil Gramm, Steve Forbes, Gary Bauer, Mitt Romney, Rudy Giuliani, and George Allen. And also 2010 winner Ron Paul.
<i>...because this straw poll thing is pointless.</i> Oh Jack, Jack, Jack. You haven&#039;t grasped the essence: it is the very pointlessness of this that make it all the more worthwhile and even essential. This is CPAC, not ... not ... well, not any vote that actually means anything.
I&#039;m sorry. While the noise is a bit hard to take, cicadas are fascinating insects. Hey...if I tie a string around your abdomen, will you fly around for me?
It is certainly just as useful.
Instead of &quot;Paultards&quot; I, again, suggest &quot;Krugers (c).&quot;
<i>...because this straw poll thing is pointless.</i> Oh Jack, Jack, Jack. You haven&#039;t grasped the essence: it is the very pointlessness of this that make it all the more worthwhile and even essential. This is CPAC, not ... not ... well, not any vote that actually means anything.
Blind, yes. Also dumb.
Do you know how annoying cicadas are? That noise! And now the Paul-cadas might be coming back? Time to buy more aspirin.
Or Rascals with radar.
straw polls : elections :: CPAC : _____
a) [sexual] Congress b) CSPAN c) reducing the size of government d) T
People with sleep apnea have presidential straw polls?
The noise is nasty, but I&#039;ll suffer through it until molting season. Hubba-hubba!
I&#039;m sorry. While the noise is a bit hard to take, cicadas are fascinating insects. Hey...if I tie a string around your abdomen, will you fly around for me?
More like Crazy Straws.
A c&#039;mon...you know what they say, &quot;once you fly thread you&#039;ll never leave the bed.