Your Wonkette is going to be at CPAC starting tomorrow to bring you all the fun and excitement of conservative furry sex parties and people yelling at Arab Americans.
<i>...because this straw poll thing is pointless.</i> Oh Jack, Jack, Jack. You haven&#039;t grasped the essence: it is the very pointlessness of this that make it all the more worthwhile and even essential. This is CPAC, not ... not ... well, not any vote that actually means anything.
I&#039;m sorry. While the noise is a bit hard to take, cicadas are fascinating insects. Hey...if I tie a string around your abdomen, will you fly around for me?
It is certainly just as useful.
Instead of &quot;Paultards&quot; I, again, suggest &quot;Krugers (c).&quot;
<i>...because this straw poll thing is pointless.</i> Oh Jack, Jack, Jack. You haven&#039;t grasped the essence: it is the very pointlessness of this that make it all the more worthwhile and even essential. This is CPAC, not ... not ... well, not any vote that actually means anything.
Blind, yes. Also dumb.
Do you know how annoying cicadas are? That noise! And now the Paul-cadas might be coming back? Time to buy more aspirin.
Or Rascals with radar.
straw polls : elections :: CPAC : _____
a) [sexual] Congress b) CSPAN c) reducing the size of government d) T
People with sleep apnea have presidential straw polls?
The noise is nasty, but I&#039;ll suffer through it until molting season. Hubba-hubba!
I&#039;m sorry. While the noise is a bit hard to take, cicadas are fascinating insects. Hey...if I tie a string around your abdomen, will you fly around for me?
More like Crazy Straws.
A c&#039;mon...you know what they say, &quot;once you fly thread you&#039;ll never leave the bed.