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Spurning Beer's avatar

The extra P is for Ron <b>P</b>aul.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Off topic, but this page has too many ads.

Spurning Beer's avatar

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

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Thank you kindly, sir or madam. Certain parts are working, yes, to some extent, notably the language center known as Brokaw's area.

Okay, the R's and L's aren't working that well.

chascates's avatar

Ron can run as a Libertarian, sons Rand can run as a Republican, Robert as a Tea Partier, and Ron Jr. as a Whig.

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Love the Austin Lounge Lizards. Once, during a drunken evening, I bought their ENTIRE FUCKING CATALOG. It's one of the few things I've done during a binge that I do not regret.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Yes, you're right. She practically invented snark. Rattlesnark, maybe even.

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

No wonder the USA baby is not right in the head - what do you expect when the delivery is done by a fake optometrist.

Spurning Beer's avatar

I was born in Texas, I admit it. But except for Z Z Topp, Willie Nelson, and Alison Krauss, has anything good ever come out of Texas?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

We should just let 'em secede. Don't forget to act sad when they leave. Like "Hasta la vista Tejas. We're going to miss you. Don't know how we're going to get along without you. Stay in touch. I really mean it!"