Fire up the blimps, Paulites (Paulsters? new campaign, gonna need a new name for them)! Congressman Ron Paul is running for president of the United States once again, even though that is a job he will never have. It's been a long time since the weird, ponytailed little brothers of America's girlfriends emerged from their college dorm rooms to lead a mass movement of market nerds and Ayn Rand book clubs and contrarian, reserved Taco Bell employees to elect this man president, and it is time once again for them to rise up in the name of the gold standard. Ron Paul is reportedly going to announce tomorrow in Des Moines, so expect him to criticize ethanol and hear a lot of booing. Fun times!
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
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We should just let 'em secede. Don't forget to act sad when they leave. Like "Hasta la vista Tejas. We're going to miss you. Don't know how we're going to get along without you. Stay in touch. I really mean it!"
The extra P is for Ron <b>P</b>aul.
Good golly!
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All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Thank you kindly, sir or madam. Certain parts are working, yes, to some extent, notably the language center known as Brokaw&#039;s area.
Okay, the R&#039;s and L&#039;s aren&#039;t working that well.
Ron can run as a Libertarian, sons Rand can run as a Republican, Robert as a Tea Partier, and Ron Jr. as a Whig.
I miss Molly. :-(
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Love the Austin Lounge Lizards. Once, during a drunken evening, I bought their ENTIRE FUCKING CATALOG. It&#039;s one of the few things I&#039;ve done during a binge that I do not regret.
Yes, you&#039;re right. She practically invented snark. Rattlesnark, maybe even.
No wonder the USA baby is not right in the head - what do you expect when the delivery is done by a fake optometrist.
I was born in Texas, I admit it. But except for Z Z Topp, Willie Nelson, and Alison Krauss, has anything good ever come out of Texas?
Paul/Ringo!
We should just let &#039;em secede. Don&#039;t forget to act sad when they leave. Like &quot;Hasta la vista Tejas. We&#039;re going to miss you. Don&#039;t know how we&#039;re going to get along without you. Stay in touch. I really mean it!&quot;