To the delight of microwaveable snack industry executives nationwide, sex god Ron Paul and other sex god Barney Frank are introducing the nation's first "HOW ABOUT WE FINALLY LEGALIZE THE MARY-JUANA" bill, which, eh, probably has no chance, but maybe now America can Have a Conversation about the "drug war," which is not actually a war but a very lucrative way for privately-owned prisons to make money off states by filling jails with harmless, hungry pot consumers. The bill would mostly limit the ability of the federal government to intervene with state laws regarding pot sales, because this is Ron Paul we are talking about. Perhaps not coincidentally, we also received a confusing but adorable e-mail from adorable presidential candidate Ron Paul asking for a donation today:
More than 6, I'm afraid. I have quite a few former students on FB from when I taught at an alternative ed school. Yes...almost to a pupil, they are stoners and they are PUMPED about this.
If only Paul Ryan, instead of Ron Paul, had suggested this.
More than 6, I'm afraid. I have quite a few former students on FB from when I taught at an alternative ed school. Yes...almost to a pupil, they are stoners and they are PUMPED about this.
Pizza slinger!
HONKEY
Shitty pizza merchant!
DEAD HONKEY!
Pastor Rod Parsely thinks that Ron Paul is groovy. <a href="http://www.rightwingwatch.o..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/rod-parsley...">http://www.rightwingwatch.o...
<i>$1 now is worth as much as $5 later on.</i>
Yeah, they said that about mortgage derivatives, too.
The college students are STOKED! I see a smoking/toking section in my future.
P.S. I&#039;m sort of serious. This bill has been blowing up my FB newsfeed.
This bill was heavily backed by Frito-Lay. At least, it should have been. Cheetoes/Salsa 2012!
Well, Barry can kiss the youth vote goodbye now.
well NOW we have an election!
and just think of how that blimp is going to fly!
Not Doritos/Rand? They&#039;re both equally useless ways to direct your money.
It is not a pizza till it has anchovies.
MUST...FIND...BRAIN...BLEACH.
Perhaps they&#039;re thinking of that time they loaded the pot with oregano and sold it to the fraternity boys.