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Ron Paul to Bomb Votes Out of Iowa

This is what happens when the Paultards raise $20 million in Q4: They buymoreaircraft. Oh wait, scratch that -- they continue to raise money online for more aircraft.
Today, the Ron Paul Air Corps is flying over Iowa to gun down communists like Ben Bernanke and/or spread the rLOVEution (sp?) via banners no one can read. And since Paultards have no central planning, there is a rival Ron Paul Air Force trying to do the exact same thing, and it's well on its way to a full fleet with a whopping $240 already in the bank. Both fleets should cause much confusion among elderly voters in Iowa who don't know what the Google is or why they should apply it to Fon Raul.