Ron Paul Will Be President of Second Life, MySpace & World of Warcraft

As you can see, Ron Paul is doing wonderfully on the Internets. He wins all the online polls, once again proving the tragic disconnect between nerds who take online polls and the couchbound AARP members who actually select the nominees.

We chose Jim Gilmore because everybody deserves at least an Honorable Mention for good attendance, right?

 GOP Debate Scorecard [CNN]