Saw that idea expanded on in a comedy routine once:
"You know 3 things that don't exist? Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and extra cocaine. Don't believe me? Try to borrow some from your neighbor. He'll always be fresh out or have just enough for the weekend. There's never any extra. It's a mathematical impossibility. But it's true."
The myth of poisoned candy getting handed out at Halloween is as old as I am. Or the one about how people were supposedly putting razor blades in apples.
"You saw Kevin McCarthy tell the story last week of a 13-year-old that showed up at school with those candy-looking fentanyl pills and it killed an official just by opening it."
But let's not do anything about kids and others bringing fucking GUNS to school. Right, Ronna?
“June 28, 1963: I came back from a three-hamburger lunch at Bob’s Big Boy only to find my new partner dead from making a skin contact with the marijuana-laced LDS. Kids, even rookie cops can make errors in judgment. Make sure to have your dealer of choice smoke that shit themselves before you buy!”This important drug discrimination message brought to you by the partnership for a clean cannabis country
The Rona sounds like an old episode of dragnet. Perfect for scaring the 70+ crowd.
no one is giving their drugs away for free
I think Republicans may be bad people. And I may not be using a broad brush.
Saw that idea expanded on in a comedy routine once:
"You know 3 things that don't exist? Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and extra cocaine. Don't believe me? Try to borrow some from your neighbor. He'll always be fresh out or have just enough for the weekend. There's never any extra. It's a mathematical impossibility. But it's true."
“2,000 pounds of fentanyl came across our border. That could kill 500 million people“
Am I dead now? Did I die of a fentanyl overdose already?
You know what else comes in rainbow colors? OxyContin. But Republicans let that shit slide for a long time.
You're dead, you're dead, and out of this world. [Sorry, just finished up the latest season of What we do in the Shadows.]
Republicans Only Yell Gross, Belicose Inanities at Voters
Gotta love Norma Tanega. I'll be out Walking My Cat Named Dog.
That sounds like early Dennis Leary
The myth of poisoned candy getting handed out at Halloween is as old as I am. Or the one about how people were supposedly putting razor blades in apples.
"You saw Kevin McCarthy tell the story last week of a 13-year-old that showed up at school with those candy-looking fentanyl pills and it killed an official just by opening it."
But let's not do anything about kids and others bringing fucking GUNS to school. Right, Ronna?
It is a well-known fact that women enjoy pregnancy so much that they want to wait until the very last possible minute to have an abortion
They had a financial incentive for doing so... well, them plus one west Virginia Democrat
My dad is 82 and sees straight through this bs, but unfortunately he seems to be in a minority
Accidental skin contact with a Trumper conservatoid, however, has indeed led to numerous deaths. every. time.
“June 28, 1963: I came back from a three-hamburger lunch at Bob’s Big Boy only to find my new partner dead from making a skin contact with the marijuana-laced LDS. Kids, even rookie cops can make errors in judgment. Make sure to have your dealer of choice smoke that shit themselves before you buy!”This important drug discrimination message brought to you by the partnership for a clean cannabis country