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Pixeloid's avatar

There was no drinking baby blood drinking or devil worshipping when I went to college. There wasn't even partying, or at least none that involved me. I just remember a lot of work. Undergad was a lot of work, but not too difficult. When I got to grad school, it suddenly became hard. Even less opportunity for activities involving blood, Satan, or other fantasies right-wingers claim liberals enjoy.

Amezed's avatar

I was a swot who worked in a ham store & food service. No cannibalism, either, but I managed to graduate w/o student debt as UCLA cost $431/quarter in the 80s. Take that, Bembridge scholars (NOT downplaying the horrible student debt situ which OHJB is fixing!)

Amezed's avatar

I have a terrible memory but recall RB's first appearance on The Tonight Show. "Complete dross, " ran my thoughts. "Why is Mr. Carson hosting this?" Also, great Norma D. manque in the "Body Double" version of "Relax" by FGTH! Most 80s film of the 80s, IMO

CJLB's avatar

Why does Roseanne still have a stylist and I don't?

Karen's avatar

Can we get it in a capsule? It really makes your breath stink.

Mark Linimon's avatar

I seriously feel sorry for this woman.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Possibly Earl Roe = Old Row, a "humorous" site that is now part of Barstool Sports?

Thixotropickle's avatar

Another garbage person who could fuck off forever and I would absolutely not give a shit.

DemoCat's avatar

I was born in a small town, (like John Cougar) and I was well on my way to becoming a small-minded, intolerant racist bigot when I was surprised to find myself accepted at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor. It changed my life. Those 4 years opened up my eyes and my mind and I not only became a much better person, I saw the world differently. I owe so much of my good fortune to that place, and my parents for sending me there.

Amezed's avatar

Good for you, and good on your parents! I grew up in PA and literally went to the wrong university in Cali (& transferred to UCLA) b/c if you weren't going Ivy League$$$, it was Penn State or community college, stat. My parents were sad but supportive and I've been in LA ever since. Cheers :)))

CJLB's avatar

Sure, yeah. But how much baby blood did you have to drink??? Huh?

Austin H's avatar

Don’t worry, Republicans in most places are working diligently to make sure no state funded or owned university continues to provide anything like your experience in the near future.

Mark Linimon's avatar

The University of Texas just laid off their entire DEI staff, after being reminded by a legislator "it would be a shame if something happened to your funding".

DemoCat's avatar

I think Roseanne should be PAB’s running mate, and then after his humiliating loss in November, his next wife.

hvdv's avatar

NGL, dig the turban. But not anything else.

Amezed's avatar

It needs a feather in the front tho

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. Roseanne should be barred.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Can you imagine a better time than watered-down, over-priced drinks at Mar-a-Lago with Trump DJing?

Amezed's avatar

I would prefer to have the metal implants in my left arm removed without anaesthesia, thx

Mark Linimon's avatar

That reminds me, I have a dentist appointment coming up.

Boojum's avatar

Artisanal babies are le mode.

Annalee Tudor's avatar

Damn. All I had to drink at my college was either instant iced tea, RC Cola, Tab. And a lot of bad draft beer.

Lizard's avatar

You know, in the movie, the cops who showed up to arrest Norma Desmond for murder looked visibly uncomfortable when she came down the stairs. Like they knew every part of what they were seeing was fucked up, but they were stuck there anyway, just kinda standing there like they didn't really know what to do.

I've never sympathized with them more.

Boojum's avatar

I rarely sympathize with cops.