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BrianW's avatar

He's a self-absorbed ass, and has been for years. That's about all you need to know to understand Sean Penn.

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Mintie's avatar

She's a particularly obnoxious mouthpiece, a young (god help us all) Ann Coulter in the making, with extra "Because God Told Me So" just for kicks.

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kaydenpat's avatar

Sigh. He needs to be educated about sexual harassment. It’s not a women against men situation. There are men who are part of the Me Too movement and were victims of sexual harassment.

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crabbychic's avatar

Boy, Sean Penn is 2 cartons away from Lucille Ball in "Stone Pillow".

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Anything else would be as gauche as a New Yorker eating pizza with a fork...https://i.redditmedia.com/Z...

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

They're not. I've seen a lot of peens working in the group homes, and I can safely tell you, they all look the same.

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Aladdin Sane's avatar

But I only read Wonkette for the articles.

(Protest in vain.)

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Aladdin Sane's avatar

Too intense Robyn. Too intense Robyn.

Did I mention you have a 'Y' in your name?

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Wry Sandwich's avatar

I lived in the UK for some time, and it happened twice that I recall. Once in a park (in Oxford!) and once on the Tube. Oh, and once when on a train in France.

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Alienist's avatar

Just sittin' round drinking with the rest of the guys.Six rounds bought, and I bought five.Spent the groceries and half the rent.I lack 14 dollars havin' 27 cents.

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Metadude's avatar

"Mister Hand" takes on a whole new meaning...

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Sean Penn is still alive? Well, how about that.

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

It was in the 70's. We were told it was because we smiled on the street and talked freely. We were also told it was because we were American and it was well-known what we were like. I was also told it was because of the clothes we wore (hippie clothes).I would be totally offended if I was you though, given what you've both said. I know that must have changed, or that I have a warped memory or something. REALLY GLAD. Anyway, when I got home from France my father said, "It's because we didn't back de Gaulle to lead the Free French, so he hated us all those years he was premier." Perhaps I shouldn't have told such an old story anyway, but that year is when I was confused beyond belief by the phenomenon. Now if there were just laws in this country against catcalls in the street-- that would be something. Seems like an impossible dream for women who are young now.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

<golf clap>

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hvdv's avatar

How ... generous? To quote the great poetress Paula Abdul, "it's a no from me, sweetie."

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Jo Mathie's avatar

"And what’s with this ‘Me Too’?" FU Sean Penn. Me Too isn't about you. It gave me the courage to tell my mum about being sexually assaulted more than once and go to therapy. Also as someone who runs two writing groups, that is what we call "interesting try" in an attempt to be polite,

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