Rounding Third He Was Headed For Home

Mar 17, 2008

"Every March I almost keel over in anticipation for the start of the new baseball season. This year is of course especially important for my fellow DC residents. The new Nationals Park opens in only a few weeks. And, sure, the parking situation still hasn't been figured out and the team will probably be pretty terrible, but, come on!" [ why.i.hate.dc ]
"I love this girl. Look how cool she is. She's making out with me at Shamrock Fest. She must really love me. I think I'm going to introduce her to my mom." [ Arjewtino ]
"Bloom simply freaks me out. It's like a love bomb, one step away from a low-protein, high-carbohydrate diet, closely followed by a coerced disowning of friends and family." [ Metroblogging DC ]
"Tomorrow, the Supreme Court will hear oral argument in District of Columber v. Heller, the case challenging the District of Columbia's decades-old and near-complete ban on gun ownership by city residents. At stake is interpretation of an Amendment that has received almost no judicial scrutiny in 209 years since it was enacted." [ The Liberty Papers ]
"I don't think the animal would appreciate you trying to have sex with it." [ Eavesdrop DC ]